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On Death and Dying—Poof She Was Gone

On Death and Dying—Poof She Was Gone

Four years ago today was a pretty shitty day. It started innocently enough, as shitty days sometimes do. My sister had called the day before telling me that our mom, who’d been sick for a while, had started what the doctors described as ‘the beginning of the end.’ My...
10 Sex Toys to Add to Your Prop Closet

10 Sex Toys to Add to Your Prop Closet

For the past year, my vibrator has been my best friend. I love him. He never snores, he never talks back to me. He doesn’t hog the covers or take up most of the bed, and most importantly, he always leaves me feeling satisfied. Here’s the thing about sex...

A Letter to The Producers of The Bachelorette

To whom it may Concern: I am a huge fan of your shows and always have been. I think Nick is super sexy, but all that crying has to stop. But, that’s not why I am writing you. I am throwing my hat in the race to become the next Bachelorette. It’s time for you to...